Expired COVID-19 Tests

Most of my COVID-19 test kits have expired. To make myself feel better about throwing them out, I decided to use them on me, lol. 



In two of them the control line didn't even show up, lol.

To the Person Who Dinged/Scratched My Car

Dear Asswipe,

I'm pretty sure you drive a trash bucket so receiving a ding or 100 is no big deal to you, but unlike you I don't drive a trash heap on wheels. Next time tell your passenger who may or may not be some snot nosed little brat or a ghetto/hick loser to open your shitty car door with more caution. This is SoCal, we are an angry and violent bunch, so the next car you ding/scratch might just be your last. 

I hope you get one of those $500 speeding tickets you walking herpes sore.

Sincerely,

Someone who wants your car to get keyed.