My Journey

My mom's Dexa scan results came in. What we see in the medical portal are raw numbers that need to be interpreted by the Nurse Practitioner (NP). I attempted to read the results based on the graph shown, but I told my mom to wait until the NP has the chance to process the data into a more understandable form.

Did mom listen? NOPE! Instead of patiently waiting, she goes to the worse possible person to help decode the scan results. Whom may that be you ask? If you guessed my moronic sister then you would be correct. She gets my mom riled up by telling her, her height is wrong in the report.

NOPE.

Stated height of 58" equals 4'10" not 4'8" like my idiot sister is claiming. My mom is in denial that she is a tiny woman and therefore overweight. I love my mom, but she willfully accepts these stupid fuckin answers from my equally stupid fuckin sister. How many times does this dipshit need to be wrong for my mom to understand that maybe my sister should not be consulted for anything? It's like me asking a pigeon to explain the Theory of Relativity. Like my sister, all the pigeon is going to do is give me a dumbfounded look, peck a few things, shit, then fly/run off.

HEH.

*SIGH*

Anyone want to trade sisters/siblings?

"Justin Trudeau is weak. He's an evil dictator, I don't want to live in Canada." --My idiotic sister

I'm sure Canadians everywhere are devastated to know a racist brain dead Trump supporter and an anti-vaxxer doesn't want to live among them.

LOL

These comments are tame compared with what awful things she has said about Democrats, BLM, people of Chinese descent and others. Don't ask me what prompted her latest tirade, because I have no clue.

If I had a pet volcano, guess what I would feed it? Hint: she hates Canada.

Some asshole backed into my car in traffic. Luckily for him I had no damage, but seriously...the guy must've been baked to not see me or hear my very loud honking. 

*Sigh*

If he wanted to make a right turn, just move to the fuckin right. There was no reason to back up.

Ok, I've vented and now I'm going to move on.

"Texas is mostly a black state" --My sister.

Actual Demographics:
White: 78.7%
Latino/Hispanic: 39.7%
Black: 12.9%

Good lord, my sister is an ignorant moron. 

Last night I decided to take time out of my schedule to watch and live tweet this trainwreck of a debate between a blabber-mouth bullshitter and an ineffective log. Such a waste of my time. To Biden's credit he did stay composed through most of Trump's feces throwing tantrums.

I don't envy REAL undecided voters. But after seeing that shitfest what is there to be undecided about?

I'm glad the responses have been respectful, because her daughter and friend are complete idiots. What normal sane person would go to Japan and South Korea right now? Do they believe it's all fake news? 

It's pretty likely their trip will be cut short by one or more of the following:

Quarantine - If they are smart they should hit Hawaii first, Taiwan second, followed by Japan and South Korea. One or more quarantines is a very good possibility right now. Coming home they will probably be subject to a mandatory quarantine. If things get worse in the US, expect other countries to restrict/limit Americans/travelers from entering their respective countries.

Limited/suspended flights - Hawaiian airlines has suspended all flights to South Korea, while Delta has reduced the number of flights. It's safe to assume more airlines will follow suit. They could face the possibility of being stranded in a foreign country for an extended period of time.

Insurance - If I were an insurance carrier I wouldn't cover cancellations/illness due to the novel coronavirus. I haven't looked into that, but I can only assume it would be excluded in the policy.

Sickness/Death - And lastly, if they intend on traveling to two of the most active coronavirus hotspots expect to get sick. Worse case scenario they die.