My Sister is an Idiot
May. 8th, 2023 09:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nibblezzMy mom's Dexa scan results came in. What we see in the medical portal are raw numbers that need to be interpreted by the Nurse Practitioner (NP). I attempted to read the results based on the graph shown, but I told my mom to wait until the NP has the chance to process the data into a more understandable form.
Did mom listen? NOPE! Instead of patiently waiting, she goes to the worse possible person to help decode the scan results. Whom may that be you ask? If you guessed my moronic sister then you would be correct. She gets my mom riled up by telling her, her height is wrong in the report.
NOPE.
Stated height of 58" equals 4'10" not 4'8" like my idiot sister is claiming. My mom is in denial that she is a tiny woman and therefore overweight. I love my mom, but she willfully accepts these stupid fuckin answers from my equally stupid fuckin sister. How many times does this dipshit need to be wrong for my mom to understand that maybe my sister should not be consulted for anything? It's like me asking a pigeon to explain the Theory of Relativity. Like my sister, all the pigeon is going to do is give me a dumbfounded look, peck a few things, shit, then fly/run off.
HEH.
*SIGH*
Anyone want to trade sisters/siblings?
Did mom listen? NOPE! Instead of patiently waiting, she goes to the worse possible person to help decode the scan results. Whom may that be you ask? If you guessed my moronic sister then you would be correct. She gets my mom riled up by telling her, her height is wrong in the report.
NOPE.
Stated height of 58" equals 4'10" not 4'8" like my idiot sister is claiming. My mom is in denial that she is a tiny woman and therefore overweight. I love my mom, but she willfully accepts these stupid fuckin answers from my equally stupid fuckin sister. How many times does this dipshit need to be wrong for my mom to understand that maybe my sister should not be consulted for anything? It's like me asking a pigeon to explain the Theory of Relativity. Like my sister, all the pigeon is going to do is give me a dumbfounded look, peck a few things, shit, then fly/run off.
HEH.
*SIGH*
Anyone want to trade sisters/siblings?
