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I Ate Ants!!!
Dec. 19th, 2022 03:17 pmYes, I literally ate live and dead fuckin ants.
ANTS!
Since this summer, we have an ant problem. Any food that is left on the kitchen counter for more than an hour gets eaten by these small disgusting ants.
Anyways, I bought two pizzas, one was pineapple with Canadian bacon and the other was the supreme, both were so, SO GOOD! I couldn't eat all of it myself so I left the pizza out for others to enjoy. I reminded them to do it quickly considering our ant problem. Well I forgot about the pizzas, and they were left on the counter overnight.
The next day my mother informed me she put the pizzas away in the frig. Mine was wrapped in aluminum foil and since there was no prior evidence of ants on the counter I had no reason to check if ants got into my pizza.
Well the joke was on me, because after eating 1 full slice, 1 full cheesy bread stick and 3/4 of the remaining pizza I noticed there were small, black things moving on my food. I picked up the aluminum foil the pizza was housed in and to my horror there were dozens of dead fuckin ants and maybe two or three that were still moving. I froze, unable to process what was happening to me. Finally, after a few seconds I reacted by slowly putting the tiny piece of pizza that remained, back into the aluminum foil cover and crumpled it into a ball and threw the damned thing away.
I couldn't believe it, I just ate ants!!!
I felt so violated, lol. For the remainder of the day I replayed the incident in my mind over and over again. I even started obsessing about how many ants I ate.
What's so funny, after the day was over I was fine, lol. I'm ready to eat pizza again XD
ANTS!
Since this summer, we have an ant problem. Any food that is left on the kitchen counter for more than an hour gets eaten by these small disgusting ants.
Anyways, I bought two pizzas, one was pineapple with Canadian bacon and the other was the supreme, both were so, SO GOOD! I couldn't eat all of it myself so I left the pizza out for others to enjoy. I reminded them to do it quickly considering our ant problem. Well I forgot about the pizzas, and they were left on the counter overnight.
The next day my mother informed me she put the pizzas away in the frig. Mine was wrapped in aluminum foil and since there was no prior evidence of ants on the counter I had no reason to check if ants got into my pizza.
Well the joke was on me, because after eating 1 full slice, 1 full cheesy bread stick and 3/4 of the remaining pizza I noticed there were small, black things moving on my food. I picked up the aluminum foil the pizza was housed in and to my horror there were dozens of dead fuckin ants and maybe two or three that were still moving. I froze, unable to process what was happening to me. Finally, after a few seconds I reacted by slowly putting the tiny piece of pizza that remained, back into the aluminum foil cover and crumpled it into a ball and threw the damned thing away.
I couldn't believe it, I just ate ants!!!
I felt so violated, lol. For the remainder of the day I replayed the incident in my mind over and over again. I even started obsessing about how many ants I ate.
What's so funny, after the day was over I was fine, lol. I'm ready to eat pizza again XD
