To the Person Who Dinged/Scratched My Car

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Dear Asswipe,

I'm pretty sure you drive a trash bucket so receiving a ding or 100 is no big deal to you, but unlike you I don't drive a trash heap on wheels. Next time tell your passenger who may or may not be some snot nosed little brat or a ghetto/hick loser to open your shitty car door with more caution. This is SoCal, we are an angry and violent bunch, so the next car you ding/scratch might just be your last. 

I hope you get one of those $500 speeding tickets you walking herpes sore.

Sincerely,

Someone who wants your car to get keyed.