Is it 2016 Yet?

I wish there was a remote that I can use to fast forward the bad parts of life and just experience the good. If there was any doubt before, there is none now. I'm definitely in the wilderness.

On a unrelated note I forgot to pay my insurance premium. Oops!! I paid it today :)

PS I want the Surface Pro 4 so bad, but I have spent nearly $4K on medical and misc bills, which leaves no monies for tech toys.