Har har har! We're so proud of ourselves. We took the first step to cut essential healthcare for millions of people. Cancer? Congenital birth defects? Sexual assault victims? Sorry you're all outta luck! No pre-existing health conditions allowed! For the rest of you don't ever get sick because you won't be covered for anything. Either that or get a job with health coverage, I mean every employer that ever existed offers great health coverage and it's not like great paying jobs are finite or anything. If you think about it, it's really your fault for being such losers and poor sacks of shit! Be rich like us--problem solved!
These rules don't apply to us, we are covered under the old ObamaCare rules that includes coverage for pre-existing health conditions, because we are special and better than you.
America, no hard feelings! Yeah, ok you and your loved ones
In closing, we worship the powerful and almighty god of money, greed and corruption. In other words we don't give a fuckin shit about you or your sick babies, unless of course they can be used for our political gain. The religious right are such morons they buy into simplistic terms like "pro-life" without realizing they are anything but...
Anyways enjoy your life! And remember...don't get sick! Or ELSE!
All the best,
Your House Republicans and Friends